I got a new job so I'm moving to Montana.

I might be movin' to Montana soon

Just to raise me up a crop of

Dental Floss



Raisin' it up

Waxen it down

In a little white box

That I can sell uptown



By myself I wouldn't

Have no boss,

But I'd be raisin' my lonely

Dental Floss



Raisin' my lonely

Dental Floss



Well I just might grow me some bees

But I'd leave the sweet stuff

To somebody else . . . but then, on the other hand I would



Keep the wax

'N melt it down

Pluck some Floss

'N swish it aroun'



I'd have me a crop

An' it'd be on top (that's why I'm movin' to Montana)



Movin' to Montana soon

Gonna be a Dental Floss tycoon (yes I am)

Movin' to Montana soon

Gonna be a mennil-toss flykune



I'm pluckin' the ol'

Dennil Floss

That's growin' on the prairie

Pluckin' the floss!

I plucked all day an' all nite an' all

Afternoon . . .



I'm ridin' a small tiny hoss

(His name is MIGHTY LITTLE)

He's a good hoss

Even though

He's a bit dinky to strap a big saddle or

Blanket on anyway

He's a bit dinky to strap a big saddle or

Blanket on anyway

Any way



I'm pluckin' the ol'

Dennil Floss

Even if you think it is a little silly, folks

I don't care if you think it's silly, folks

I don't care if you think it's silly, folks



I'm gonna find me a horse

Just about this big,

An' ride him all along the border line



With a

Pair of heavy-duty

Zircon-encrusted tweezers in my hand

Every other wrangler would say

I was mighty grand



By myself I wouldn't

Have no boss,

But I'd be raisin' my lonely

Dental Floss



Raisin' my lonely

Dental Floss

Raisin' my lonely

Dental Floss



Well I might

Ride along the border

With my tweezers gleamin'

In the moon-lighty night



And then I'd

Get a cuppa cawfee

'N give my foot a push . . .

Just me 'n the pygmy pony

Over by the Dennil Floss Bush



'N then I might just

Jump back on

An' ride

Like a cowboy

Into the dawn to Montana



Movin' to Montana soon

(Yippy-Ty-O-Ty-Ay)

Movin' to Montana soon

(Yippy-Ty-O-Ty-Ay)

Movin' to Montana soon

(Yippy-Ty-O-Ty-Ay)

Movin' to Montana soon

(Yippy-Ty-O-Ty-Ay)

Movin' to Montana soon

(Yippy-Ty-O-Ty-Ay)

Movin' to Montana soon

(Yippy-Ty-O-Ty-Ay)

Movin' to Montana soon

(Yippy-Ty-O-Ty-Ay)

Movin' to Montana soon

(Yippy-Ty-O-Ty-Ay)

Movin' to Montana soon

(Yippy-Ty-O-Ty-Ay)

Movin' to Montana soon

(Yippy-Ty-O-Ty-Ay)

Movin' to Montana soon

(Yippy-Ty-O-Ty-Ay)

Movin' to Montana soon

(Yippy-Ty-O-Ty-Ay)